- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

womans having rights.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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