Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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