- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

I used to know what alzheimers was

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's stupid a light bulb.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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