- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are flowers.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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