Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

cancer

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats up and also down? your mum

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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