What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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