April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

The cream, it is coming

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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