- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You are joking right?

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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