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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

PENIS that is all

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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