Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's half of 8? o

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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