guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Eric is gay Ha

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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