- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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