why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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I am quite mature.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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