Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A storm be brewin!

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What comes after 69? 70

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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men's rights activists

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Yellow People !!

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Emily Walker.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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