Boxing on Boxing Day

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Eric is gay Ha

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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