- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

binladin walks into the american seals

homosexual rights to marriage

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

all these jokes are horrible now

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