What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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knock knock who's there ?

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Alchohol.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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