- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is better than tissues? Correct!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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