a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

autistic kids rock

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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