-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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My children are mistakes

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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