that wall over there ->

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Small Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Knock Knock Come in

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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