- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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