- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Matthew Baker

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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