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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

The duck didn't cross the road.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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