An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Turkeys are obese

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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