- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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