- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why is this joke funny because your laughing

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Men's rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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