- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??