- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What is older than history?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A woman walks into a bar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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