-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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