- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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