Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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