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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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