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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your big dick.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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