Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Turkeys are obese

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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