- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

woman's rights

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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