A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Dumbledore dies.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

non poop

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

4 hours later.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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