Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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FUCK YOU

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What is cowboy say

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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