An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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I'm Batman.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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