What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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