too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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