- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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