What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

There's my tractor.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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