- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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