How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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