- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.