How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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