- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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