Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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