- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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