- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

12 in general

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.