- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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