-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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