- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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