what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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