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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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