whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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