- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

when debbie meets downer

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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