- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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