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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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