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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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