- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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