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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Ain't idn't a word.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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