- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

j.p. is dumb

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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