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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Who is John Galt?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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