- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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