Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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black chicken. kfc

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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