- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats 1+1? window!

Knock knock.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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