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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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