- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

womens rights.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

* anti-punchline

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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