- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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