- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Where's my tractor?

The New York Giants

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Balls

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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