Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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