what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Anti Joke

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