- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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