What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A black person dies.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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