- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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