- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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