Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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