Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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