Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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