why did the blue berry cross the road

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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