- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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