- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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