- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Take wrong turns

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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