An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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AIDS

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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