- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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