why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

There once was a man from Nantucket.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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