- Anti Joke

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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hi penis ham telephone

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Jordan is pregant

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

hi penis ham telephone

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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