- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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