What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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