- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

can you touch your toes? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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