- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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