Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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