What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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