- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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