A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Pickles

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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