An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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