- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

I'm Polish.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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