- Anti Joke

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.