What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

thumb_up thumb_down +19

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

thumb_up thumb_down +19

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops