- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found waldo.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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