What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Turkeys are obese

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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