- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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