- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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