Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Anti Joke

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