- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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