- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

nolan is gay

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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