- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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