- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How many light bulbs? 1

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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