- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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