thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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