A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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