- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

knock knock? come in

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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