I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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