A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why do mexicans get made fun of

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

so...um, yeah

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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