- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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