Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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