- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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