- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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