what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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I went to work today....

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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