whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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every cloud has a silver lining

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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