Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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good looking women

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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