What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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