- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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