- Anti Joke

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.