How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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kk

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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