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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

womens rights

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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