what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

men, men like men= men+bed

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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