- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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