What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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