- Anti Joke

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face