Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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