- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Obama lin Baden.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walked into a bar owch

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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