- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If you were a cactus, why?

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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