Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

hey guys im gay

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

The FCC

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Anti Joke

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