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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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