- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Ross.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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