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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.