A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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