There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Neither did she.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Anti Joke

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