Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

The Princess is in another castle

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

No your aunties a joke

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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