- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

the game

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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