- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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