A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You having friends.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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