Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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