- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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