- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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