- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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