- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why? Why not?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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