Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Communism hehe xd

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's big and purple? Barney

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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