Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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