Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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