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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

womans having rights.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

knock knock? come in

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

womans having rights.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

knock knock? come in

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

womans having rights.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.