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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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