- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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