Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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