- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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