Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I read the terms of service.

your so fat. your fat!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why? Why not?

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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