- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A seal walks into a club.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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