- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

i found waldo.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

there once was a frog with no leggs

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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