- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Horse.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What is white and black and red all over.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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