- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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