What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Penis

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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read this sentence again.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Maths.

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