- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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