2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Poop

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Anti Joke

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