- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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