So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A jew enters a mall.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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