- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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