- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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