What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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